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Leave a message, eh? What kinda ofa message?

[ He pauses. When no answer is forthcoming, he shrugs and continues on. ]

I like rum. Rum is good.

Thread Tracking - entranceway

POSTS Jack Sparrow August 5th - Jack arrives in Wonderland. August 17th - During one of the events, Jack shoots Hector dead. September 24th - After a particularly hard event, Jack asks the mansion just who, exactly, was responsible for it. October 16th - While trying to burn 50 Shades of Gray, Jack and Hector wind up burning half the mansion grounds, instead. December 16th - Jack, having disappeared from the mansion from the mansion for about a month, makes his triumphant return. January 6th - Being old grumpy men, Jack and Hector retreat to the beach instead of going to the New Years party.

Alice Liddell American McGee's Alice December 18th - There's a dead rat in Jack's room, and Alice would like to know what he's going to do with it.

Amy Pond Doctor Who December 18th - Jack didn't set Wonderland on fire. Just the book. And he did you all a favor, he did.

Annie Edison Community September 14th - Parties? Jack loves parties.

Aramis The Three Musketeers September 24th - Aramis gives Jack the best idea on how to find the person responsible for the Superhero Event.

Armin Arlert Attack on Titan August 18th - How do you live without seeing the ocean???

Aziraphale Good Omens October 10th - Jack might be burning the library, he doesn't know, nor does he care. Aziraphale scrambles to put the fire out.

Bela Talbot Supernatural August 12th - Jack is completely willing to give up information of this place to attractive women.

Blaine Anderson Glee August 18th - Blaine is nice enough to cook breakfast for Jack. Without anything in return, even!

Brittany Susan Pierce Glee October 10th - Jack's pretty sure she's speaking English. Even if... he doesn't understand a word of it.

Buckingham The Three Musketeers September 24th - Buckingham tries to pretend to be Will Turner for like, two seconds, but Jack sees through his rouse.

Cecil Palmer Welcome to Night Vale August 8th - Cecil is making things up, despite whatever he might say otherwise. After all, Jack knows what's real and what isn't. September 10th - Secrets, secrets are no fun unless you share with everyone!

Claire Bennet Heroes October 17th - He set the fire to get rid of an evil spirit. You're welcome.

Crowley Good Omens September 14th - Is killing people over keeping a secret a good reason for murder... or not? September 25th - Angels??? Surely they don't exist. October 17th - Crowley punches Jack in the face, and the puts a week long curse on him due to starting the fire.

Edward Elric Fullmetal Alchemist October 16th - 50 Shades of Gray totally has an evil spirit, Ed, don't fight him on this.

Ellen Harvelle Supernatural October 16th - Jack and Hector started a fire. Ellen rushes to put it out, but Jack and Hector continue to be stupid boys, so she sprays them with the hose. December 17th - Ellen knows Hector's first name???? Strange.

Evelyn O'Connell The Mummy August 10th - Evelyn, the first woman he meets in Wonderland, is actually very helpful in explaining Jack's new location to him.

Gabriel Supernatural August 6th - Gabriel, Wonderland's resident Heffalump, introduces himself and gives Jack a gaggle of googley eyes. December 21st - Gabriel is totally all for helping Jack get revenge for Hector putting a dead rat in his room.

George Lass Dead Like Me September 28th - Jack promises he won't beat up whoever was responsible for the Superhero Event. December 30th - If Jack's room is so horrible perhaps he should just stay in Geroge's c;

Hannibal Lecter Hannibal August 18th - Jack finds himself more interested in Hannibal's accent than anything he might actually have to say.

Hector Barbossa Pirates of the Caribbean August 5th - Jack arrives in Wonderland and is confident that this place can not be any worse than the Locker. August 8th - With Hector having never mutinied against Jack, and Jack never have gotten the Pearl, the two of them interacting was just... a horrid idea. September 14th - Jack comes across a jar of Nutella and decides to gloat. September 24th - Right after the Superhero event, Jack and Hector have conversations within conversations about the Pearl. October 5th - Day Five in the tunnels. October 9th - Hector finds 50 Shades of Gray. Jack doesn't believe it's bad until he himself reads it. Then decides there's an evil spirit inside of it. October 23rd - Jack and Hector get into a fist fight after starting the Wonderland fire. December 17th - After Jack disappears for a month, Hector demands to know the location of the Mao Kun map, which Jack does not have. January 6th - Jack and Hector are being grumpy old men, boycotting the New Years party and drinking on the beach.

Captain Hook Once Upon A Time August 7th - Captain Hook immediately scores a 10/10 on Jack internal Annoy-O-Meter.

Captain Jack Harkness Torchwood August 21st - Since Harkness isn't a pretty lady, Jack's not about to give up information without something in return.

James Potter Harry Potter September 10th - Magic and dragons and deers, oh my!

Jacuzzi Splot Baccano! August 6th - Jack disappoints Jacuzzi by telling him he's not a pirate.

Martha Jones Doctor Who September 13th - Having come across the library, Jack decides to investigate, only to come across Martha and begin flirting relentlessly.

Neophyte Redglare Homestuck September 21st - Neophyte wants to revolt. Jack is amused, because she clearly hasn't thought this out at all.

Pitch Rise of the Gardians August 14th - Jack isn't particularly impressed at Pitch's threats of nightmares or magic.

Sam Winchester Supernatural September 10th - If you did something you regret doing, oops, too bad, you have to live with it now.

Thea Queen Arrow September 10th - Are secrets really worth killing people over?

Toothless How To Train Your Dragon August 8th - Having just arrived in Wonderland, Jack wanders, coming across Toothless in the caves.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum Wonderland OCs January 4th - Tweedledee and Tweedledum track down Jack in order to tell him his future.

Zack Fair Final Fantasy Games October 17th - Zach storms out of the castle for the express purpose of punching Jack in the face for starting the fire.

Mansion Life Statistics / Inventory.

Mansion Deaths (Limit of five) None yet!

Fights Won (No limits) 01. With Hector, resulting in his death.

Fights Lost (No limits) 01. With Hector, over whose fault the mansion fire was.

Injuries (No limits) 01. Punched in the face by Hector over Nutella. 02. Punched in the face by Crowley over starting the mansion fire. 03. Cursed for one week by Crowley over starting the mansion fire. 04. Punched in the face by Zach Fair over starting the mansion fire. 05. Fighting with Hector over the mansion fire.

Enemies (No limits) 01. John Blake oversight

Accusations of Piracy (No limits) 01. Jacuzzi Splot. crybabybootleg 02. Evelyn O'Connor nascensibility 03. Cecil Palmer goodnightlisteners 04. Martha Jones selfrespecting

Events Participated (No limits) 01. Canon Divergence - Jack never raised the Pearl and Hector never mutinied Jack. When confronted about the discrepancies in their memories, they fight. Jack shoots Hector in the head. 02. Secret Keepers - The mansion was turned into a Japanese High School and secrets were written down on pieces of paper with the knowledge that their secret would be revealed unless they killed someone. Jack kept his secret. 03. The City of Wonderland - The mansion was turned into a cliche superhero city, the citizens heroes or villains. Jack and Hector were villains, flying around in the Pearl, shooting cannons onto the city with glee. 04. Trapped in a Mine - Running around and killing all kind of mutated animals and meeting up with people. On Day Five, there is a door. Jack didn't open the door. 05. Halloween - Jack travels the mansion, gleefully destroying vines. His mirror, an EITC officer, invades his body. And then Mirror Jack meets Mirror Hector.